Drunk Woman Sh*ts Herself at Fifty Shades of Grey

by Sam Harrison

Published Friday, February 27, 2015

An allegedly drunk woman lost control of herself and her bodily fluids at a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey yesterday in England, ruining the show for the entire audience.

The woman, who appeared to be intoxicated, started throwing up in the movie theatre, much to the horror of those sitting near her. To make matters worse, she proceeded to “lose control of all of her bodily fluids,” creating a smelly, horrifying mess. “We all expected to see Christian Grey gag 
Anastasia as part of the plot,” one cinema-goer commented, “​but we certainly didn’t 
expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench.​”

Unfortunately for those Fifty Shades fans, the stench was too horrible, and the rest of the screening had to be cancelled. “There was no way they could clean it up there and then — it would be a specialist job, so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave. It was so disappointing. We’d really been looking forward to seeing it after reading the books,” one fan told reporters. The attendees of this “Fifty Shades of Gross” debacle have been offered a refund and invited to come see the movie at a later date.

We’ve all regretted some things we’ve done while intoxicated; even the most reasonable of us have a story about that unfortunate time we had a bit too much to drink and things took a turn for the worst. But this lady’s antics are way over the top, even for the most hardened and trashy drinker. If this is what she’s like at the cinema, I’d hate to see her at a club!

I’m all in favor of knocking back a few drinks, but this woman might have pushed things a too far (both literally and figuratively). Hopefully no one reading this can relate!

What’s your worst drunk moment? Share it with us in the comments section below!

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Sam Harrison

I'm a Franco-American expat currently living in Buenos Aires, Argentina. When not writing about nightlife and events for clubZone I like to dance, read books, and drink cocktails with funny names (though not necessarily in that order).

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