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Ode to a Martini Drinker -- by Sold Cober Strankle, strankle, little twink, Who the hell you are I think, I'm not under what they call The alcofluence of incohol. I'm not drunk as thinkle peep, I'm just a little slort of sheep. Tee martoonis make a guy Fool so feelish, don't know why Rally don't know who's me yet The drunker I stay the longer I get So just one more to fill my cup I've all day sober to Sunday up. Citysearch voted - "Best Martini" (2000) Newcity voted - "Best Cosmopolitan" Chicago's top DJ's five nights a week