The Littlest Bar Boston
"The Littlest is both tiny and subterranean and licensed to hold 38 drinkers, though on occasions, (such as Saint Patrick's Day) it has been known to hold 39 or even 40. Space is at such a premium at The Littlest, that the public telephone is in the lavatory! The door is said to bear a plaque stating, Seamus Heaney, Nobel prize winner, peed here!!! Lawyers, Academics, and Doctors (medical and spin) rub shoulders with young immigrants, students, and a large body of regulars - many pleasantly eccentric, but all devoted to the place."